Picture time!

One of my close friends in nursing school is from Philly! Yeah! That's really cool because I loveeeeeee Philly Cheese Steaks. Did you know, though, that you do not call them Philly Cheese Steaks when you live there? You just ask for a Cheese Steak...I don't really like that because it takes away the full affect. Then again, if you were raised in Philly, I guess you would always know them as cheese steaks. She went to Temple, which is also really cool because Bill Cosby and Hall & Oats went there. Oh, and my psych clinical instructor is a Temple alumni. What a small world because as ignorant as it sounds, I had never heard of Temple before. I've done my research now though. Well, in our near past, Jackie and I were walking to meet up with some friends and listen to a band. (They were great, may I add.) With my phenomenal directional skills, I tell her I know where it's at and we walk way out of our way. We turn around a few times, but both of us are too embarrassed to ask anyone. By this time, we're needing to use the restroom, so we're desperate to find this place. I ask an employee from another place, which made me feel awkward because I didn't want it to be a slap in the face that we weren't going to that place. Actually, that girl probably didn't care that we weren't going to spend our money at her workplace. She probably just wanted to go home. Anyway, man, this story is dragging out! Ha. My point...we approach the parking lot with many people and cars. (Speaks volume) Well, I see Jackie through through my peripheral vision slowly falling to the ground. She was moving so slow that this fall could have been way prevented. As she falls to her knees, she face plants in slow motion, and does a 007 roll landing on her back. If you recall from previous blogs, I love when people fall. Don't worry, she wasn't hurt!. She fell so slow that she could pick and choose how she wanted this fall to end. She yells, "Help me up!" likes she's an old lady off the commercials- "I've fallen, and I can't get up!" (Not funny, I know, but kind of!) Well, needless to say, we're still laughing our butts off. Hahhahahahahah. I decided to draw a picture just to depict this hilarious, oh so dramatic fall.

Matt Damon needs to keep his mouth about Sarah Palin. Celebrities really don't have any room to talk about these platforms. These guys have more money than they know what to do with. They spend thousands of $dollars$ for a a golf club or purse. Their houses are outrageous along with the rest of their lavish lifestyles. They may have forgotten where their roots are, back in the day when they were the average Joe. I sincerely believe Palin wants to help the blue collar workers. Damon made a comment that he wanted to know if she believed in dinosaurs and how scared he was have a 'hockey mom' in Office. Is it really so bad? What's so wrong with having a mother of 5 who grew up with a father who was a teacher and track coach? So what she didn't attend Yale, Colombia, blah blah. She knows what it's like to be a REAL American. Matt Damon doesn't live a REAL life. You know what a real life is? Working your ass to make it through college, working a peon job, balancing your check book and budgeting.

Another thing for Mr. Biden. I am very patriotic, but I do not feel raising my taxes for the RED WHITE & BLUE will make me a better citizen. I would just love and dance for joy to pay more taxes just to be patriotic. He definitely didn't rehearse that line because it's completely idiotic. ..and for his charity donations!? Pah! In the past year, I have donated half of what he has. I believe he gave $200-300 to charitable causes. I'm in college and worked at a restaurant all last year. I was still able to donate to American Cancer Society and other programs. If he wants to be patriotic, he may need consider how helping the 3yr olds who are dying of cancer, and their parents can't afford to foot the bills. Pay it forward. It's patriotic to have men & women voluntarily fight for this country. Many people think we should pull out of Iraq. I do think we're dragging out our welcome, but Al Qaeda still hates us. They wil still do what they can to hurt our country.

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