My life is the epidomy of Murphy's Law- if it can go wrong, it will. In my short life, luck has not been a friend of mine, unfortunately. In a nutshell, here is a little about me. I'm 3/4 Irish & 1/4 Hispanic with 3 sisters. I have a huge Catholic family!!! It's a little hard in the Biblebet so to speak. My grandma and grandpa met in the Marines during WWII. My other grandma is a nusre and fisty as anything. Her grandmother crossed the border from Mexico to Texas. I'm in nursing school-one more year!! YEAUH! I'm pretty opinionated and vocal about things. I'm not pessimistic, however, I am realistic. I love funny people. My 3 favorite comedians are Jerry Seinfeld, George Lopez, and Mitch Hedberg.
I suffer from a little bit of the popular OCD. I hate for pens to be clicked on when no one is using them. My bed always have to be made, unless I'm in it, of course. I can't stand when my flip flops get wet. I like for markers to be top down otherwise all the ink runs the opposite way. I always wear earrings, whether I'm at the gym or out on the town. I'm pretty much scared of everthing---big fish, rodents, squirrels, bugs, spiders, heights, thunder storms, big open water, flying, the interstate, the dark. My socks usually don't match which is peculiar since I am a little OCD. I'd like to learn how to surf, but with my luck, a shark would probably eat me. I've had 8 flat tires in 6 years...whoa! That's ridiculous..I kinda have a depth perception problem I think, so I hit curbs...especially at the freaking bank! Why do they put those so close to each other! I lock my keys in my car about once a month. Actually last week, I left my keys in a hotel in ATL and had to have them fedexed to me! Can you believe that? I've lost the my digital camera three times for months on end. Also, my cell phone always gets wet! I really am organized, but I guess I pay too much attention on other things, that I do foolish things.
I don't like when people drink coke...I mean really, get a coke zero. You don't need all the sugar and crap. I drink dark liquids out of straws only bc I don't want my teeth to turn yellow. Ha. And on the days I drink coffee, I always brush my teeth right after. Something I don't get...how come guys yell at girls. I mean you'll be walking out of Wal-Mart, and you've got a posse of guys doing cat calls and yelling HEY GIRRRRRRRL. Do you really think a girl is going to answer to that, you strike up a conversation, and live a happy little life together!? NO! Be realistic. Not to mention, love fests usually don't begin at Wal-Mart or K-Mart or Burger King. Not for me, anyhow.
I'm a pretty perky, happy gal. I like to talk to anyone/everyone, except homeless people who need money. I used to feel really bad and get upset to see them, but since I'm so realistic now, I know that these people probably are not going to really do anything good with my money. I mean people will come up to you with signs that say "I need change for a dollar". You really need change for a dollar? Come on, why not just a dollar? I just think that's kind of funny. I was downtown last week and a man came up to me bc he needed money for a beer. He said I've had 3 P.I.'s this month, so I'm walking and I need to make it over the hill. I just need a beer. I said you really need a beer? HA! I do respect the honesty though; people usually say they need money to fly to Nevada or some crap.
Technology is faulty. It's great, don't get me wrong. I wouldn't be able to survive without it, but the internet always cuts out, DVDs skip, my iPOD gets frozen, cell phones get wet to easy, my Palm Pilot always gets fatal alerts. All of the my tests are online, but if the system's down, we can't take our tests. It is just crazy! My mom doesn't know ANYTHING about computers! It is 2008- we have crossed over to the computer world, but she hasn't.
I believe in people like the Bounty Hunter. It's a really good idea. About time we take justice into our own hands. I do believe in harsher punishment. Sorry if you guys don't. I am a Republican. I don't care about sexual orientation. It's not my business who dates who.
I don't like guys who drink Smirnoff....Grow some, you know...that's such a girly drink. Actually, it's a high school girl drink. I don't understand why people wear hoodies/sweatshirts in the dead heat of the summer. I mean, I know you're hot, and if you're not, you will be walking on the blazing sidewalk with a long sleeves. I get really embarrassed to go across crosswalks. You know people are looking at you- you're right in front of them. I think it's funny though when you're waiting on them to walk by, and they realize that you're waiting, so they run! hahahah! It's not a real run, but Oh no, I'm trying to hurry, but the energy I'm using to start running is really not worth it...just speed up walking.
I do like when people fall...well, I don't like it, but it makes me laugh. I wouldn't care if you lauged at me if I fell. One time, I fell down four rows of bleachers at a football game. I had on heels, but it was so cold, I think my feet froze. When I tried to walk, I went tumbling! HAHAHA! It was pretty hilarious. Another time, I saw a guy fall. The sidewalk was wet, so I was a little embarrassed for him. I said, "Oh don't worry, I almost fell there yesterday". He said I didn't fall. Really?? You didn't fall even though I just saw you bust? A few weeks ago, some friends and I were going swimming at The Blue Hole, which like a freshwater creek. It's real rocky, and I don't really know if we were even allowed to be there. Well, my point is I fell in a huge bush of bryers. Not pretty. I was pretty beat up. Funny though.
Alright, that's enough. I'll be back when I think of more stuff to say!
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2 comments:
I loved reading this Megan. You definitely have a knack for writing. It's truly comical all the bad crap that happens to you! I'm glad you're seeing the humor in it too. :)
Magan
I love your blog. Your about you fits you to a tee. I totally see that you don't like attention, but you bring it to you like a magnent to a fridge. I think we should spend more time together. The End.
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