Hey Guys! I know I have abandoned you, but I really have been thinking about you! Every time something embarrassing or funny happens to me (daily), I think about how I need to blog that story! I couldn't even go to sleep last night because of all the things I was trying to remember to blog! Some would say I'm kind of a nerd, but I blame it on OCD.

First things first, I graduated!!!!!!! No more undergraduate nursing school! Hallelujah! Now, just by the Grace of God, I will pass my boards (NCLEX) and have my nursing license. I will be working at Children's Hospital, the only one in Alabama! I consider it a gift to love to work with children AND adults because so many nursing pick one or another. I did my preceptorship (internship) on a Surgical ICU at UAB, working with primarily adults. I loved it, all 225hrs of it in 11 wks.

I won't lie. I struggled in my last class of nursing school- Leadership & Management, partly b/c I was so over school and also because, well just because. I had a ridic teacher. You think that's what they all say. For the past 2yrs, all of my tests have been online, except this class. There were 3 exams, and for the first 2, she didn't have enough copies. She entered the classroom w/ 30 copies, knowing there were 84 students. Of course, with Murphy's Law, I was the last to get an exam both times, heightening my test anxiety. I met with her and approached the topic. She said, "Now, Megan, when your first patient codes, you will get stressed out." OH, how I love UAB. I said, "Correct, but you can control how many copies of the test you print, so really, that has nothing to do with a code."

Anyhow, thank goodness, it's over with! For the first time, I feel pretty accomplished and confident in my knowledge (medical wise, that is). However, the train ride isn't over yet. I have that test still before me. Cross your fingers.

Last Tuesday, after a scrumptious dinner at my sister's and soon to be brother-in-law (YAY!), the guys were picking guitar for my Grandma and I. They were playing the infamous "Last Dance with Mary Jane". My 74 y/o Grandma Dora looks at me and says, "You know 'Mary Jane' is?" I said "Yes ma'am (chuckled)...OHHH that's what this song is about??!" Yep, that was me. BUT, in my defense, in the music video, there is a girl in it, who I always thought was Mary Jane!! HHahha.

Mary Merlot, you remember, my cat, has become quite the Miss Kitty. Beautiful as ever, may be a few lbs heavier, but she'll lose it. She stays inside. Never goes outside. She used to escape, but not anymore. She knows better. Do you think it's bad to keep a cat inside? I've debated the issue. We were sleeping the other day, and every little creek, sound, movement, she got freaked out. Now, you tell me, she's not too much of a scaredy cat to live outside. Eh?

Getting my nails done before a wedding, I notice, my manicurist staring at me. Everyone always tells me that ppl really aren't looking at me as much as I think they are, but this story proves that I am right. First of all, she poured something into her bottled water that resembled what the big black guy from Green Mile expels from his mouth to cure people. Ew. So they speak their language, which is already kind of rude b/c I may not comprehend it, but I pick up on when you're talking about me!! She gets loud talking to another lady- the lady replies laughing- the owner replies with a smile- and someone in the BACK yells back. My lady starts cracking up...hysterically. I look at my mom and mouth they're talking about me! "No, no, they're not" Yeah, she doesn't know anything. The owner man comes to me and asks, "You have your nose fixed?" I look at him in disgust. He asks again. My mom says, "No, she was born that way?" I'm like, "No, this is my real nose." He says, "She just tink it so pritty. Wonder if it fixed? Come up so high." I said, "No, this is my nose, OKAY?" Mom says, "Oh, Megan, she's complimenting you on how high your nose comes up." (Really, Mom?) He says, "Everybaudy get they nose fixed. Like Michael Jackson." Seriously, now? Everyone gets a nose job, and you compare me to MJ? (Rest his soul wherever he may be). In the past 22yrs, no one has ever said I've had a pretty snauze!! Not happy about it, no sir.

A few weeks later, it's time for another pedi and mani before my graduation party. My beautiful family is in from TX (the Hispanic side. I'll tell you Grandma Dora & Grandpa Bill knew what they were doing to create such great offspring). The same lady does my nails. Oh great. At least this time, she didn't have that freaky water that made me think we were about to enter the Matrix. Another lady approaches me with a phone and her ATT phone bill. "You know what tese $7 are for?" (No lady, I don't even know your plan, let alone your name.) She asked me translate for her on a 1-800 call! What a mess my life is. I was not even able to enjoy my pedicure b/c I was too busy translating a stinking ATT phone bill & the Deer Hunting game her son downloaded. Not to sound ill-cultured, but I didn't think Asians hunted deer?? Just saying. She didn't even give me a discount!

Well, I must pack for the weekend. Labor Day! Yipee! Going on an overnight canoe trip! Will return soon since school is over. Enjoy your weekend!

Love!